Mistaken identity.

Today after walking into a patient room, a gentleman sees me and immediately pulls back his covers to his lap the moment I enter:

Him:  "Hey there. Did you want to see my pe--"
Me:   "WHOOOOAAA. . WHOOOAAAA. . nooo, uh, n-n-nooo sir."
Him: "Oh, Lord. I thought you was Urology."

Whoops.

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Happy Friday.