"Something smell like incense. Is that you?"
"What? Uhhh, I hope not."
***
"Describe your pain to me."
"It feel like when a roach bite you."
"Uuhhhh. . . do roaches. . .uhh. . .bite?"
"DO ROACHES BITE? HELLLLL YEAH A ROACH WILL BITE YO' AZZ!"
"Oh, okay."
(Do roaches bite?)
***
"You got little ankles to have such a big butt."
"Um, thanks?"
***
"Is there anything more disgusting than a bedpan? You tell me!"
"Uhhh. . ."
"See? I told you."
***
"Sir, you need to take your antipsychotic."
"Risperdal is for SISSIES!"
***
"Why you standing there looking at me with that stupid look on your face?"
"Ummmm, not sure how to answer that."
***
"Percocet is the TRUTH, baby."
***
"Awwwww yeah! Black cat, I see you crossing me!"
"Ummm, hello sir. You okay today?"
"Come on over here so I can show you, shuga!"
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***
"Tha's your real hair?"
"Who me? Is this my real hair?"
"Yeah."
"Uhhh, is it possible to have hair this short that isn't really mine?"
"You ain't never seen the 27-piece weave?"
"The who?"
"Girl, Google it."
(I did.)
***
"Hol-laaaaaaa!"
(from a Grady elder to the nurses on the ward while being wheeled out to the discharge waiting area.)
***
I love this place.
***
Happy Thursday.
Yes. Roaches will bite.
ReplyDeletei love this.
ReplyDeleteAmazing
ReplyDeleteI am so mad that you made me google the 27 piece weave. This is a true example of anything is possible. #praisehim lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL, now I got "Baby got back" playing in my head ad nauseum, ROTFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol at 27 piece weave! It's one of my favorite go to styles. I don't have to cut my hair to rock a short do!
ReplyDeleteDerin A.
www.curveballsandmedschool.com
""You got little ankles to have such a big butt."
ReplyDelete"Um, thanks?"
People say things that I can't imagine saying to other people. I wouldn't disrespect them that much. Where do they get off? I wonder sometimes if I should show contempt for their disrespect. Maybe if there was a consequence they would learn tact.