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Monday, October 31, 2011

The Return of the Puppy Mafia.

Here's what's going on in my house this morning:


Puppy the Don in disguise. Well, sort of disguise.


 Me:  "What's with the get up on Puppy?"

Isaiah:  "Duhh, he's a bat, Mom. Duh!"

Me:  "Hey! He's Bat-Pup!"

Isaiah: "No, Mom. Just a bat."

Me:  "Okay, my bad."

Isaiah: *marches off with exasperated sigh*

Hey! I don't appreciate this kid treating me like I'm the lame one. Hello? I'm not the one who dressed up a ratty stuffed puppy for Halloween! And I'm the lame one? Puh-lease.

Is it bad that I marched right after him and told him this?  Ha! Isaiah's response:

"It's called being creative, Mom. Not lame."

Followed by another even more exasperated sigh which I think may have been accompanied by the word "hater" under his breath. . . .

Damn.

Hey! What do y'all have going on in your neck of the woods today?

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Happy Halloween to all of y'all.

*If unfamiliar with the Puppy Mafia, here's a great start. Trust me, it's an absolutely perfect way to waste spend your morning or afternoon if you want to wonder what is wrong with me laugh. Oh, and if you really want to waste enjoy even more of your time, just put "The Puppy Mafia" into the search bar on this blog. Bwaaah haa haaa!

4 comments:

  1. I thought perhaps he'd been injured but now I see perfectly! Great pup costume.

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  2. You know, my youngest stuff says the same sort of stuff to me all the time. It's this weird combination of assertiveness (great) with political correctness that they learn in school.

    Oy.

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