Trick or treat for us went a little something like this:
"Trick or Treat. . . .or pay the price, suckaaaaa. . .waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh. . . .bssshhhh! Bssshhhh!" (Sound effect of waaaay too violent pretending. . .)
This is what went on from house to house....to house..
Ummm. . .did I fail to mention? One of the homes where this took place was that of the DEAN of the SCHOOL of MEDICINE. (100% truth.)
Picture it:
Ding dong!
Dean: "Well, hello there!"
My child: "Trick o' Treat! Or pay the price. . . "
Me: "Whooaaa. . .uh. . well, hello there sir. . . . .uhhhh. . ."
My child: (with round off kicks on Dean's front porch) "Waaaaaahhhh! Bshsshhhh! Bssshhhh!"
Dean: (just smiling, no words as small black child threatens safety of his family)
Dean's wife: (with expression that I can't fully put my finger on) "Ooohh, now aren't you just so energetic!"
::sigh::
Ummm. . . . yeah. Know anyone hiring?
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Hope y'all had a fun one, too!
As long as they weren't hosting a Tea Party get together at the time (and wouldn't THAT be scary!) I think you're ok.
ReplyDeletehaha I'm with the above commenter. oh the joy of little boys. cute.
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