Rhyming Rant!

I wrote a blog post just for you

and hoped it'd make you say "woo hoo!

another post for me to read

and fill my pseudo-bookworm need."

I thought it out and typed it straight

and since you're worth it, stayed up late

I thought of you and said, "oh boy!

i'm sure that this one you'll enjoy."

And if you did, I shall not know

for under "comments" was ze-ro.

though I liked your email, loved your text

i'm not ashamed to say this next

it may be silly and quite lame

but leaving those are not the same

as logging on to the surprise

of brand new comments for my eyes

your ha ha texts

or email notes

or cell phone calls

don't float my boat

like real true comments if you dare

instead of mr. zero there

to those who comment

and who read

I thank you three, I do indeed

and if you never comment never

i'll pretend you did and called me "clever"

sorry I am out of rhymes

and if you don't comment. . .fine, fine, FINE!

Thank ya. . .thank ya very maaaach. . . . . .